Track whales. Surf chaos. Try not to get rugged.
The whales are moving, and so is A.B. Gobling.
I'm proud (and mildly terrified) to announce the launch of my newest crypto field manual:
Whale Harpoon Manual: A Goblin’s Guide to Surfing Big Wallets
Now available on Kindle and paperback.
This is not your average trading book. It’s not full of technical indicators or polite advice. This is a survival guide for wallet watchers, splash chasers, and on-chain maniacs. If you've ever stared at a $5M trade and thought, “What if I followed that?” — this one’s for you.
🦈 What’s Inside?
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Whale Tracking Tools – Explorers, dashboards, bots, sonar-grade spreadsheets
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Behavioral Archetypes – From Silent Lurkers to LP Vampires
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Harpoon Strategy – How to trail, time, and exit behind whale wallets
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Rug Defense Tactics – Honeypot flags, spoof detection, LP tricks
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Goblin Wisdom – Rules, rituals, survival codes, and spiritual wreckage
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Extras – Practice drills, worksheet templates, and a printable Goblin Harpoon License
🧠 What You'll Learn
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How to tag and track real whales using public tools
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When to ride their wave—and when to hide in the seaweed
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Why most harpoons fail (and how to log the failure like a true goblin)
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What happens when whales fight and how to loot the aftermath
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How to be quiet, fast, and untraceable on-chain
This isn’t financial advice. It’s field-tested goblin instinct.
And yes—you’ll probably still drown.
📖 Get the Book
Whale Harpoon Manual: A Goblin’s Guide to Surfing Big Wallets
By A.B. Gobling
Now live on Amazon:
👉 [BUY THE BOOK TODAY!]
🧪 Read More Chaos
follow the entire collection here:
https://linktr.ee/Crypto_Goblin
Final Note from Gobling:
“You don’t need to be a whale.
You just need to be the goblin who watched the splash first.”
— A.B. Gobling
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