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Sunday, May 25, 2025

New Release: "Scratch the Chain" — A Goblin’s Guide to Crypto Lottery Mining



What do you get when you combine a broken laptop, a forgotten coin, and a miner who refuses to quit?

You get Scratch the Chain — my newest book, and possibly the only mining guide on Earth that celebrates solo-block miracles, coin corpses, and rigs built out of thrift store parts.

This isn’t your average crypto manual.

This is a field guide for the weirdest kind of miner:
The lottery miner.


What’s a Lottery Miner?

A lottery miner is someone who mines obscure, low-difficulty cryptocurrencies with the hope of hitting one lucky block that pays off big. They use junk hardware, dead chains, and gut instinct instead of charts and ROI calculators.

They’re not mining for efficiency.
They’re mining for possibility.

If you've ever:

  • Pointed a CPU at a chain with five active users

  • Dug up a wallet file from 2019 just in case

  • Tried to solo mine Bitcoin with a USB stick

  • Or held 100,000 tokens of a coin that doesn’t even have a logo yet...

Then this book was written for you.


What’s Inside?

In Scratch the Chain, you’ll learn:

  • How to mine solo with trash-tier gear

  • Where to find sketchy-but-scratchable coins before the hype hits

  • How to build rigs from salvaged parts (or literal garbage)

  • What to do when devs vanish, liquidity dies, and your blocks turn to dust

  • The psychology behind holding, selling, and regretting everything

There’s also:

  • Mining rituals

  • Grief logs

  • Wallet resurrection guides

  • Goblin oaths

  • And more than a few very real lessons buried inside the madness


Why I Wrote It

Because the mining world only talks about scale and profits — and not the reality so many of us live in: small rigs, low expectations, and the hope that maybe, just maybe, we hit something big.

This book isn’t about getting rich.

It’s about the miners who show up anyway — to chains no one believes in, with gear no one respects, and with a mindset only goblins understand.


Grab the Book

Scratch the Chain: A Goblin’s Guide to Crypto Lottery Mining is available now on Kindle!

→ [BUY THE BOOK TODAY]

Whether you're mining for moonshots or just mining for meaning, I hope this book helps you laugh, learn, and maybe hit a block while you’re at it.

You only need one.
Start scratching.

— A.B. Gobling

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