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Sunday, May 25, 2025

Wallets Full of Ghosts: What Your Dead Coins Say About You


 If you’ve been in crypto longer than a week, your wallet probably looks like mine:

  • $0.00000001 of some Binance Chain token you don’t remember minting

  • 3 zombie NFTs with no metadata

  • Airdropped garbage from a 2021 ICO revival cult

  • And 14 “governance tokens” from projects that governed themselves into oblivion

That ain’t a portfolio.
That’s a digital graveyard.

But here’s the thing most people won’t admit:

I love it.

I love opening MetaMask and scrolling through the relics.
Every worthless coin tells a story:

  • “This is from that DAO that rugged mid-vote.”

  • “This one required five bridges and a blood ritual to claim.”

  • “This was the airdrop I stayed up till 3AM to catch and got $2 worth of gas fees instead.”

These are my wallet scars.
Proof of play. Proof of pain. Proof that I was there when crypto got weird.

So here’s what I want you to do today:

  1. Open your wallet.

  2. Scroll past the blue chips.

  3. Look at the junk.

  4. Remember.

Because if you don’t keep track of your own digital ghosts, you’ll never know when one might rise again.
(Sometimes they do. Airdrops go retro. Blockchains reboot. Even meme tokens resurrect if the right influencer sneezes.)

Dead coins are lessons.
Lessons about greed, risk, and jumping into Discord just because someone said “airdrop soon.”

But they’re also badges.
You earned them. You mined them. You got scammed for them.

And in this world?
That’s worth something.

Until next time—stay haunted,
A.B. Gobling

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