Forget Wall Street. Forget the tech bros in Patagonia vests. Forget the twenty-somethings pretending to trade while living off their mom’s Wi-Fi. This one’s for the real ones.
I’m proud (and slightly amazed) to announce the release of Crypto from the Couch, the first book in the Trailer Park Crypto series—a no-fluff, full-throttle crypto guide written for folks who learned finance the hard way: through pawn shops, bounced checks, and burning wallets.
This ain’t your typical crypto manual. No ten-step charts. No corporate jargon. Just greasy wisdom, survival tips, and digital disaster stories pulled straight from the fried underbelly of blockchain life.
What’s Inside?
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Real talk on how crypto actually works, explained like you’re sittin’ on the couch crackin’ a cold one.
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Wallets, staking, NFTs, and altcoins broken down in language anyone can understand—even if you think MetaMask is an energy drink.
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Scam stories, rug pulls, and tax nightmares so wild they’ll make you double-check your own seed phrase.
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Tools, tips, and trailer-tested strategies for turning your crypto mess into something that might just make you money.
It’s education for the underdog. Finance for the fried. Blockchain for the folks who’ve been rekt and came back swinging.
Why This Book?
Because crypto is full of hype, gatekeeping, and straight-up scams—and most people out here don’t have time to sift through a sea of YouTube grifters and Twitter LARPers. Crypto from the Couch gives it to you straight, funny, and filthy. Just the way we like it.
If you’ve ever:
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Lost a whole paycheck in a meme token
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Minted an NFT you couldn’t explain to your mom
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Tried to pay a bill with Dogecoin
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Or stared at MetaMask wondering what the hell a gas fee even is...
This book’s for you.
Get Your Copy
Now available on Amazon in Kindle. And no, it won’t tell you how to get rich overnight. But it might just stop you from getting poor real quick.
Welcome to Trailer Park Crypto. We ain’t rich, but we’re learning. One greasy block at a time.
>>>BUY THE BOOK HERE<<<
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