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Friday, May 30, 2025

You’re Not Early. You’re Just Unstable.

 


Every crypto bro on Twitter’s out here saying,
“We’re still early.”

Let me ask you something:
If this is early—why does it already feel like a warzone?

  • The bridges are burning

  • The tokens are melting

  • The devs are AWOL

  • The wallets are haunted

  • And every tutorial ends with: “Also, this might not work anymore.”

You’re not early.
You’re in the collapse-before-the-rise phase.
The part where everyone who thought they were early finds out they were just underprepared.

This is the trench era.
The bootleg era.
The unstable build of crypto.

If you’re here right now, you’re not early—you’re exposed.
You’re living off of:

  • Chrome extensions that haven’t been updated in two years

  • Block explorers from ghost devs

  • Yield farms that redirect to NFT mints that lead to Discord scams

And still… you stay.
You rotate coins.
You bridge through horror.
You mint with anxiety and stake with trauma.

Why?

Because you’re not chasing early.
You’re chasing weird.
And weird is where the real stuff is.

So don’t let some VC intern in a Patagonia vest tell you we’re “early.”
You’re not here to be early.
You’re here to survive the chaos and own the aftermath.

Stay unstable,
A.B. Gobling

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