Lunch Break? Nah. Rug Check.

 

It’s noon.

Normal people are eating sandwiches.
You? You’re panic-refreshing DexTools because your favorite meme coin just dropped 83% in three minutes.

Welcome to crypto lunch.

You don’t get a break.
You get:

• A cold energy drink

• A browser with 24 tabs open

• One hand on your phone, the other in your pocket checking your seed phrase like it’s a comfort rock

Let’s recap today’s “meal” so far:

• Appetizer: A new airdrop that requires 12 steps, 3 Discord joins, and possibly your blood type

• Entrée: Your staking rewards are “paused for maintenance” (translation: gone)

• Dessert: Someone DM’d you a phishing link dressed as a partnership opportunity

• Digestif: The dev posted “gm” and hasn’t been seen since

Bon appétit, degen.

But here’s the thing—we love it.
We don’t take lunch breaks.
We take exit liquidity breaks.
We don’t eat. We cope.
And sometimes we actually make money.

So if you’re sitting there with $3 in random tokens, a gut full of gas fees, and a browser window that’s 2 seconds away from crashing...

You’re doing it right.

Now chug that warm coffee, check your wallets again, and get ready to make the same mistake you made yesterday.

It’s what’s for lunch.

Stay hungry,
A.B. Gobling