The Unholy Yield Is Here — Get Paid to Sin (Legally)

 

Forget the ESG portfolios. Forget the feel-good fintech influencers. This book isn’t for them.

This one’s for you—the unapologetic investor who knows the world runs on sugar, shame, cigarettes, and war. And if everyone’s already indulging, why shouldn’t you be collecting the dividend checks?

Introducing my latest release:

🩸 The Unholy Yield: A.B. Gobling’s Guide to Sin Stock Dividends

Available now on Kindle 
👉CHECK IT OUT HERE

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What's Inside?

This book is your ticket to building a dirty, consistent income stream from stocks that society scolds but the market rewards.

We’re talking:

• Tobacco that pays you while others cough

• Alcohol that pours returns, not just drinks

• Gambling that makes sure the house always wins—and you are the house

• Defense contractors that pay better in wartime (and it's always wartime)

• Adult entertainment stocks that prove shame is profitable

But this isn’t just shock value.

I’ll teach you how to:

✅ Build a monthly dividend ladder
✅ Balance risk and morality (or just ignore the morality)
✅ Track foreign withholding taxes and payout cycles
✅ Reinforce your portfolio with real-world, recession-resistant revenue streams

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Why This Book?

Because "safe" portfolios rarely pay well, and the truth is—people don’t stop sinning during downturns. In fact, they double down.

This book is for:

• Passive income seekers

• Contrarian investors

• Financial realists

• And anyone tired of being broke while companies get rich off human nature

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Bonus Features?

You bet:

🧾 Printable Vice Dividend Calendar
📊 Watchlists, tools, and glossary terms
🧠 "Shareholder Sin Notes" at the end of each chapter
💥 Real stock data (up-to-date yields, payout months, tickers)

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Read It. Build It. Profit from It.

Don’t just invest. Invest like a sinner with a spreadsheet.
The world already chose vice.
You might as well collect the yield.

Check it out now:
👉 CHECK IT OUT HERE

And as always—leave a review, spread the gospel, and tag me when your portfolio starts paying you for humanity’s worst habits.

Stay filthy,
A.B. Gobling