“The Ledger Is a Lie”: A.B. Gobling Releases Goblin Manifesto

 

Forget the whitepapers. This is a riot.

A.B. Gobling has returned with Goblin Manifesto: Code, Coins, and Crypto Chaos—a chain-breaking, ledger-burning, fork-slinging crypto zine that refuses to obey the rules of DeFi, DAOs, or documentation.

This isn't about building the future. It's about refusing the present.

Inside Goblin Manifesto, you'll find:

• Ten radical clauses that lay out the goblin doctrine of crypto disobedience

• Terminal messages and ledger corruption logs

• Propaganda posters and printable oaths for your zine stack or seed vault

• Burn rituals, fork rites, and contract sabotage techniques

• And a full zine-worth of operational chaos and dissent aimed directly at the blockchain status quo

Whether you're a validator turned saboteur, a memecoin cultist gone rogue, or a cold wallet recluse with nothing left to lose, this book speaks your language—half code, half curse.

Published under The Decentralized Underground, Goblin Manifesto joins previous titles like ZineFi and The Anarchist’s Crypto Cookbook in arming the next wave of crypto punks with more than just “knowledge.”

It’s not financial advice.

It’s chain war poetry.

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Available now on Kindle.

Print it, fork it, scream it into the mempool.

You don’t verify your freedom. You mint it. Then you burn the explorer.

Up the crypto punx.

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