Punk Ain’t Dead—It’s Just Forked

 

Let me say it loud for the bots scraping this page:
Crypto was never about suits. It was about sabotage.

They’ll tell you decentralization is a “feature.”
I say it’s a weapon.
A crowbar to pry open the gates of finance, media, and data control.

But somewhere along the way, Web3 got washed.
DAO founders started wearing blazers.
Protocols raised VC rounds like it was prom season.
Every new token had a roadmap, an LLC, and a PR team.

Punk? Forked.

But here’s the truth:
The code still works.
The chains still spit blocks.
The ghostnets still hum.
And punks like us? We’re still here.

We’re the ones:

• Hosting mirror sites on IPFS

• Minting zines as NFTs with zero utility and 100% truth

• Farming testnets not for yield—but for chaos

• Making wallets just to see what breaks

We don’t ask for permission.
We fork things just to spite them.
We document every bug like a love letter to entropy.

Crypto was built for us—those who’d rather rage against a validator than file a support ticket.

So if you're reading this and feeling burned out by the beige avalanche of "Web3 thought leadership"... good.

It means your brain still works.

Now do something about it:

• Spin up a local node.

• Build a DApp nobody asked for.

• Airdrop zines to wallets that never wanted them.

• Disrupt. Derail. Derange.

Because this isn’t fintech.
It’s a riot in the root directory.

Stay noncompliant,
A.B. Gobling