New Release: The Autodump Protocol Is Live (and You Can’t Download It)

 
Alright, you code-mangling command-line freaks—gather round.

The terminal is glowing. The bots are stirring. The wallets are nervous.

Because The Autodump Protocol has been released into the wild…
as a paperback-exclusive.

That’s right. No eBook. No digital preview.
If you want to know how a goblin builds, breaks, and bot-farms his way through the crypto market, you’re gonna have to hold the chaos in your hands.

What Is It?

The Autodump Protocol: A Goblin’s Guide to Crypto Bots is my loud, unhinged, technically accurate guide to crypto trading automation.
It covers:

• Grid bots, DCA bots, sniper bots, and other mechanical monstrosities

• API keys, cron jobs, testnets, logging, and kill switches

• Multi-bot scaling, Telegram alerts, wallet watchers, and bot farms

• The ethics of front-running, fake liquidity, and script-based manipulation

• 25+ goblin-style inserts including bot blueprints, error logs, kill rituals, and a printable certificate of misconduct

This is a book for people who run Python at 3 AM and don’t remember what they wrote.
This is a book for people who automated their first trade and watched it buy 40x what they meant.
This is a book for you—if you’ve ever said, “What if I just wrote something that trades for me while I sleep?” and then woke up to a wallet fire.

Why Paperback Only?

Because bot builders should suffer.
Because code deserves the ink.
Because there’s something beautiful about flipping through print pages while your script loops itself into financial ruin.

Also: it keeps the scrapers and copy-pasters out.
If you want these blueprints, panic logs, and goblin protocols—you gotta commit.

Where to Get It

Head over to the Gobling shelf on Amazon and grab your physical copy:
[Paperback available on Amazon now — Link Here]

No Kindle. No PDF. Just a grimy, glorious trade manual printed on cursed pulp.

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This One’s for the Builders

This isn’t theory. This isn’t hype.
This is a real walkthrough of real code doing real damage.
Whether you want to automate your DCA strategy or roll a mempool sniping machine from scratch, The Autodump Protocol has you covered—with war stories, Python snippets, and just enough goblin sarcasm to keep it interesting.

If you’ve ever yelled “WHY DID YOU BUY THAT?” at a script…
Read this book. You’re not alone.

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A.B. Gobling
Certified Bot-Loop Casualty | Automation Cult Leader | Debugger of the Unholy