You ever lose your entire wallet because you typed “Polygon” into the wrong field?
Ever stake into a contract that was last updated in 2021 by someone named “ChungusDev”?
Ever buy an NFT of a rotting onion and defend it like it’s your firstborn?
Good.
You’ll fit right in.
📖 Confessions of a Crypto Noob
Mistakes Were Made. So Were Memes.
By A.B. Gobling
Available now — only on Linktree:
👉 https://linktr.ee/Crypto_Goblin
This ain’t your average crypto book. It’s a 15-chapter comedic breakdown of noobdom, featuring:
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The Metamask Panic Attack
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When I Tried to Stake and Accidentally Bribed a Blockchain
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A Goblin’s Guide to Recovery
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Bonus inserts like “Noob Thought of the Day” and “Wallet Therapy Transcripts”
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A glossary, a quiz, fake whitepaper excerpts, and probably a mild identity crisis
Why This Book?
Because crypto is hard.
Because nobody warns you that gas fees cost more than your actual coins.
Because you deserve a laugh while you’re getting rugged in real-time.
Whether you’re new to the chain or just pretending you aren’t anymore, Confessions of a Crypto Noob is here to validate your worst mistakes—and make fun of them too.
💾 How to Get It
This is a Linktree-exclusive release. No Amazon. No middlemen. Just you, the Goblin, and some questionable financial decisions printed in digital ink.
Grab it now before I change my mind and mint the whole book as an NFT onion:
👉 https://linktr.ee/Crypto_Goblin
Stay weird. Stay on-chain.
—A.B. Gobling
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