You get CryptoCartel: A Goblin’s Guide to Drug Markets and Digital Narcos—a new book from the cryptic mind of A.B. Gobling, where the blockchain meets the black market, and satire collides with reality in terrifyingly accurate ways.
This isn’t just a book about Silk Road. It’s not just a book about Bitcoin laundering, Monero privacy, or the rise of psychedelic DAOs. It’s a chaotic confession, a fictionalized exposé, and a surprisingly educational guide to the strange crossroads where digital finance and illegal trade meet—and goblins have already set up shop.
What’s Inside?
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A breakdown of real-life crypto and cartel overlap, from Ross Ulbricht’s fall to modern darknet laundering techniques
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Goblin-fueled coverage of privacy coins, synthetic tokens, and burner wallet rituals
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The rise (and glorious implosion) of drug-themed DAOs like TRIP and CHEM
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NFT payload smuggling, metaverse rave nodes, microdosed smart contracts, and JPEG hallucinations
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A fictional underworld of goblin smugglers, mule wallets, and cartel DAOs that may or may not already exist
Whether you’re a crypto veteran, a DeFi degen, a dark humor fan, or just someone who loves goblin-fueled absurdity that hits a little too close to home, CryptoCartel is for you.
Who’s it for?
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People fascinated by the Silk Road and crypto’s criminal roots
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Readers who love dark satire and surreal nonfiction blends
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DeFi builders, cyberpunks, and anyone who’s ever stared too long at a gas fee
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Fans of A.B. Gobling’s other works on meme coins, airdrops, and decentralized survival
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