How to Cook Up a Meme Coin Without Burning Down the Blockchain
Degens, builders, memelords, and chainwalkers—gather ‘round the bubbling cauldron.
My latest Crypto Goblin guide is officially live:
Token Alchemy: A Handbook for Brewing, Branding, and Blasting Off Your Own Meme Coin.
This isn’t your average crypto textbook. This is a chaos-fueled, chart-haunted, meme-dripping grimoire for anyone who's ever said:
“I could make a coin way dumber—and better—than that.”
And now you can.
What’s Inside?
This handbook walks you through the complete lifecycle of a meme coin. Whether you’ve got $10 and a dream or a slightly haunted MetaMask wallet, Token Alchemy teaches you how to:
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Conjure up a meme coin concept that actually sticks
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Brew and deploy a working token contract (without bricking it)
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Design tokenomics that confuse and delight
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Build a community that memes harder than it invests
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Survive disaster launches, FUD storms, and internal coups
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Fake utility like a pro (or build real stuff, I guess)
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Resurrect dead tokens from the crypto graveyard
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Launch an entire project for under $100 in Goblin Labs
You’ll also get sidebars, .5 chapters, printable checklists, fake rituals, coin recipe cards, and the signature Goblin Wisdom that keeps readers educated and cursed.
Who Is This Book For?
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Degens who want to learn how tokens actually work
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Creators looking to experiment with crypto and community
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Meme coin hunters and liquidity pyromaniacs
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Crypto fans who like their guides unfiltered and funny
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Anyone who understands that narrative > utility
If you’ve ever bought a coin called $MOONCHEESE420 and lived to tell the tale—you’ll feel right at home here.
Why I Wrote It
Because there’s power in absurdity.
Because meme coins are digital folklore.
Because I’ve watched too many tokens die dumb deaths and not enough be born with style.
Also, because I wanted to prove you could teach people how to launch a crypto project and still make them laugh out loud on every page.
Where to Get It
Token Alchemy is available now on Kindle.
Paperback version coming soon if you want to keep it next to your ledger and expired seed phrases.
Final Thought
This isn’t financial advice. It’s meme coin sorcery.
And whether your project moons, rugs, or lives forever as a Discord joke, this book will get you there—with chaos, clarity, and just enough tokenomics to be dangerous.
Let the alchemy begin.
—A.B. Gobling
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